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HERE’S WHY EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR
Let’s first explore the reasons a company would want to buy another company/website.
A company would buy a website TO MAKE MONEY. How does a website make money? BECAUSE IT FUCKING WORKS JUST THE WAY IT IS. Now let’s look at how this applies to the Yahoo/Tumblr situation.
Yahoo is BUYING Tumblr because it wants TUMBLR because IT WORKS JUST THE WAY IT IS.
So what does this mean?
TUMBLR WILL STILL BE TUMBLR. YES, THERE MAY BE SOME CHANGES, BUT IT WILL STILL BE THE SAME FUCKING WEBSITE. For example, why fix something that isn’t broken?
So many people are freaking out, thinking that Yahoo will completely change Tumblr and “ruin” it. IF THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT, THEN THEY WOULD JUST MAKE THEIR OWN FUCKING WEBSITE. They are a successful business. They KNOW that all of you would HATE to see Tumblr completely 100% redesigned and that if that were to happen, many of you would leave. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU LEAVE.
SO EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU’RE BITCHING ABOUT YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR, THEN GO BACK TO USING FACEBOOK INSTEAD LIKE THE DILDO YOU ARE.
P.S., REFERRING TO DAVID KARP AS “DADDY” ISN’T CUTE, FUNNY, OR CLEVER. IT’S JUST FUCKING STUPID, IDIOTIC, AND FUCKING DOWN RIGHT CREEPY. NO WONDER HE WANTS TO SELL THIS WEBSITE. IF I WAS IN A ROOM FULL OF YOUNG TEEN GIRLS CALLING ME “DADDY” I’D GET THE FUCK OUTTA DAT JAUNT.
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felixity.
how to boys
foie:
- greet
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- joke
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- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
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- hug
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- amorous hug
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- first kiss
- kiss
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- make out
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- woohoo
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GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
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sleeplesszombie asked:
Why is the sky blue?
Because there’s millions of smurfs floating around in the sky.
so today on the bus there were these two kids in the back having a really heated argument and all of a sudden one of the guys just screams “bitch i get more pussy on accident than you do on purpose” and i couldn’t stop laughing
thE SAME KIDS WERE ON THE BUS AGAIN TODAY AND THIS TIME THEY WERE HAVING AN INTENSE DISCUSSION ABOUT LES MISERABLES I’M CRYING
